Moisés San Nicolás Schellens is an Andorran footballer who plays as a centre back, right back or right midfielder for FC Santa Coloma in the Primera Divisió.
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Anton Afritsch was an Austrian journalist and politician. He is best remembered as the initiator of the Kinderfreunde movement.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do prisoners use to call each other?","punchline":"Cell phones.","id":189}